October 2nd, 2007 by Kevin Withnall
Recently I purchased the Airhawk.
If you ride motorcycles (or even just sit still for long periods of time) This is really cool. While riding, anything over about an hour or so starts to get very uncomfortable. With the Airhawk on the seat, its still comfortable after 3 or 4 hours (and probably longer but I’ve not been on the bike for that long yet).
This would have won the ‘coolest thing ever award’ for this year but the remote just beat it.
October 2nd, 2007 by Kevin Withnall
Bush has previously asked “Is our children learning?”.
It turns out that most children look to parents, teachers and people of authority for examples. So in order to help the children more and to indicate what a great job he’s doing, he today pronounced “Childrens do learn.”
I’m struggling to think of a way to make this funnier but I don’t think I can.
September 20th, 2007 by Kevin Withnall
OJ Simpson released from jail - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
“There is not a place on the planet where Mr Simpson could go where people would not recognise him,” Mr Galanter said.
Do they really have such a view of the world that they think he would be recognised everywhere ? This seems to be yet another case of Americans believing that they are the only place in the world.
Maybe he means that if OJ and his friends were put anywhere on the planet, they would still be able to recognise him. Yes, that must be what he meant. It would be unimaginably retarded to not have meant that.
August 14th, 2007 by Kevin Withnall
| Shortest distance between two jokes |
A straight line |
| 6 Curses |
1 Hexahex |
| 2000 pounds of chinese soup |
1 Won Ton |
| Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier |
1 Machturtle |
| 8 Catfish |
1 Octo-puss |
| One half large intestine |
1 Semicolon |
| 10 to the minus 6th power Movie |
1 Microfilm |
| 1000 pains |
1 Megahertz |
| 1 Word |
1 Millipicture |
| 1 Sagan |
Billions & Billions |
| 10 to the 12th power microphones |
1 Megaphone |
| 10 to the 6th power Bicycles |
2 megacycles |
| The amount of beauty required launch 1 ship |
1 Millihelen |
August 10th, 2007 by Kevin Withnall
Jump the Shark: Has Your Favorite TV Show Reached Its Peak? Jump The Shark
This is a term I’ve been using for a while and quite like it. I was stupid enough to think it was something that only a few people used and was somewhat local.
It turns out, as it generally does, that nothing i think about is new and its all been done before.
Anyway, If you haven’t used this term in normal conversation, its about time you did.
I wonder if my blog has jumped the shark? or maybe my life.
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