day 3

It’t now day3 and Life is much better. I went for a walk this morning without the drips in and had a shower. I now feel great and can manage to have some apple juice (about 60ml over about an hour) so its far better than yesterday or last night.

Im now sitting in the chair next to my bed typing and going through some work emails.

Its really strange that the 5 stab wounds (ecach about 3–5cm long) don’t hurt at all. Its only the internal pain thats an issue. Its sort of like really really bad indigestion.

Anyway, I didn’t go throuh the ‘what have I done’ phase so its not so bad.

 

Day 2

Day 2 sucked. I was quite sore (although the PCA machine was fantastic) and I couldn’t drink anything. They kept bringing me clear soup, applejuice, ea and water but any more than a sip was painful. I ‘vomited’ a few times but I’m not entirely sure that thats the correct word. You go through all the motions, have all the sensations but nothing comes up. Its also quite painful to do so you tend to hit the PCA machine a few more times. It has a 5 minute delay so only 1 press per 5 mins is actually regitered.

Libby and her parents came to visit but I was still high on pethadine and ended up sleeping through most of their visit. Later Libby and the kids came up and I was more awake then although the pain had startd to come back.

Night time sucks becuse they still wake you up every 2 hours for obs and the beds are not comfortable. The drip is also annoying as you are always not wanting to roll over and pull something out. The pain had mostly gone but occasionally It would come back in short waves. You would have no pain, then 10 seconds later it would hurt lots, then 10 seconds later it would go back to nothing. This lasted until about 8am when I got up for more walks with the phisio and had a shower.

I’m alive – Day 1

The day of the operation was interesting. We left home at about 6am to make sure we got here on time. On arrival and a brief discussion about payment (which I had already made) we were put into the first waiting room. Its a very well appointed hospital and all the rooms and people are fantastic. I call it the ‘first’ room because, although I didn’t know it yet, there were lots more to come.

I had to answer about 100 questions about history etc, get wrist and ankle bands, get changed into the backless gown and then wait some more. Eventially they allocated me a bed and we were moved to another room (Libby was with me the whole time)

We spent about 2 hours in there before I was told I was being called in so Libby left and I wen’t to the next waiting room. This one was the room actually outside the theatres. Theres 12 Theatres here so it was a little busy. Each one had a waiting bay and I was infor number 7. I had a canula inserted here.

On being wheeled into the theatre, I moved onto the table and had 2 large pillows put under my back which was very uncomfortable. I was about to say something and thats the last thing I remember.

On waking up, I was in quite a bit of pain and not really ‘with it’ yet. I had a tube pulled out of my nose (by the anethesist, although I couln’t tell at the time) and was repeadly told to push my buttin (the PCA machine with pethadine). I pushed what I could but Its like everyone is speaking another language and youre totally unable to understand whats going on.

I don’t remember getting to the ward but Libby was there when I woke up properly. I say properly but it really wasn’t until the next morning when I was really awake.

I was out of surgery at about 3pm.

I’ve got a time slot now

I’ve just been allocated the second slot in the morning which means it’s an 8am admission, not the 6am I really didn’t want. This means we can leave home at 6:30 (after I normally leave for work anyway) and have plenty of time.

On one of the online forums, one patient that had the procedure last friday has just posted her story and it doesn’t sound that exciting. Lots of pain, worry and frustration. I’m guessing everyone goes through the ‘what have I done’ phase but everyone I have spoken to after this still says its worth it.

I guess we will see next week.

Heres whats going with me

  • Robe
  • T-shirt(s)
  • Underpants
  • Slippers, crocs
  • Books (3 Richard Dawkins books)
  • Toothpaste & brush, deoderant
  • Earplugs (incase its noisy at night)
  • Laptop + two wireless internet connections + powersupply
  • Ipod + charger
  • Credit card, medicare card, license, small amount of cash
  • Phone + charger
  • Ventolin (asthma releiver)

One of my customers has given me a task (about 20hrs work) that needs to be completed by the 31st and I haven’t had time to start it yet. Hopefully I will get a chance with the internet connections to get some work done but I guess we will see.

I may even get to update this blog from the hospital bed. Now that would help cement my nerd status.

God wants me to be fat

According to the bible (and you can read it to get some context)

1 Corinthians 2:9-“Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love Him.”

Nahum 1:9- “Affliction shall not rise up the second time.”

When we all ascend to heaven, we will be restored and will get all our bits back. This may very well be lovely when you are missing an arm or a leg but I’m having part of my stomach removed so that I’m able to lose weight and have a better, more fulfilling and able life.

When I get to heaven, It will be restored and will start getting fat all over again. Bugger.

LUKE 12:10, “And everyone that says a word against the Son of Man, that will be forgiven; But he that blasphemes against The Holy Spirit will not be forgiven”

So that gives me an out right here. “God Sucks Bottom!”. There, I’ve said it and it’s unforgivable so at least I should be able to stay a better size in hell. I wonder if Satan ever wants to restore bits. Maybe I should have read about that first. Does anyone have a copy of the Satan gospel for me to read ? It can’t be worse than the bible. At least Satan doesn’t ask people to kill their children, bring plagues upon whole populations or drown everyone including men, women, children, babies and animals merely because people didn’t pander to him enough.